Fat People Cause Global Warming??

With each passing day it just gets weirder and weirder. Grossly obese individuals contribute more to global warming than healthy normal weight people. Scientists are warning the public that the increase in big eaters means that much more food production to fill their ever expanding bellies. And with more food production there is a major increase in CO2 gas emissions, ultimately warming the planet. But it doesn’t stop there. Overweight people are also more likely to drive adding to the damage.

The scientists say providing extra grub for them to guzzle adds to carbon emissions that heat up the world, melting polar ice caps, raising sea levels and killing rain forests.

The environmental impact of fat humans is made even worse because they are more likely to travel by car — another major cause of carbon emissions.

Now I can easily see fat people eating more food. But to say fat people drive more is ludicrous. Where do these stats fall out of the sky from? First off, many healthy people drive to and from the gym don’t they? Fat people are lazier and tend to do more sitting on their fat butts right?? All this, while healthy people are more active and pack up the SUV to go on a camping trip, or some outing. I would think the exact opposite, that fat people watched too much TV while the healthy folks were planning trips and outings. And they have to get there some how. Healthy people don’t just conveniently live right next to a mountain or biking trails. A lot of them need to pack up that car and drive to where they want to be.

But even if it were true that fat people drove more…. then what??

Isn’t there a tax on gas? Isn’t there a tax on food? The more you eat and the more you drive, the more in tax you pay. Therefore the fatties will be paying more since naturally they purchase more of these items, right? Well it goes beyond that. It is now our goal to get fat people to eat less and to drive less or polar bears will lose their homes, and there will be more destruction across the globe in the form of natural disasters, overwhelming organizations who provide aide.

The impact of more storms, floods and droughts could overwhelm aid organizations.

But remember not to antagonize fat folks because it may cause adverse results due to a guilty conscience…

“A few obese people have a hormone problem, although most simply don’t use enough calories and eat too many. But making them feel guilty antagonises them and may not help.”

I know this sounds like a joke but it’s not. Scientists use tax payer dollars to fund their programs to come up with this sort of content. Of course they are going to find more ways to tax the Americans, through all means possible, fat or not fat, to keep their income flowing. People will believe in this but you mention there is a God and you are insane. See how that works??